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I Will Strangle A Horse · Beaten

I Will Strangle A Horse

I Will Strangle A Horse

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Released Sep 26, 2025

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Genres: Adventure
Indie
Platforms: Web browser
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A comedy choose-your-own-adventure game written by comedian Guy Kelly, about a man called Martin Jenkins. A man with one goal. One passion: Strangling a horse. Does he know what a horse is? Is he aware of farms? Find out for yourself, in this 7.5k+ word game of absolute hot nonsense. I mean. Honestly. Even for Guy this is silly.

Game modes

Single player

Engines

Twine

Complete release history (1)

Web browser · Sep 26, 2025
Worldwide · Exact date · IGDB

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