Sam & Max: This Time It's Virtual

Earn an A in Bombs Away

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Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage

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Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.

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Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.

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Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.

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Found Puddle

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Earn an A in Fizzball

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You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.

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Earn an A in Get a Clue

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Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud

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Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist.

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Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken.

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You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ...

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You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.

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Earn an A in the No Fun House

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Collect all balloons and wings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.

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Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.

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Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.

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You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.

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Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.

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You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.

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Flint Paper

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Watch

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Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch."

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Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate.

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You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.

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You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.

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Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting

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Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.

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Spoke to Techie

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Spoke to DJ

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Earn an A in Sky Patrol

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Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.

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Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.

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Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now.

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Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.

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Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes.

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Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love

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Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain

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Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things

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Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.

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Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments.

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Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.

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