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43 achievements available.

A royal gift
Receive a gift from the king after giving him one
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Baby wizard
Complete your first lesson as a wizard
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Carb Loading
Complete a game eating only bread
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Champion of Champions
Complete a run with only successful goblin battles
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Come one, come all
Sign up to attend 100 events across all runs
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Focused power
Complete all lessons in a chain of elemental spells
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Getting the hang of it
Go on ten quests
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Gobble gobble
Complete a game eating only turkey
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Gotta train them all!
Adopt all familiars on any runs
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Healthy
Completed a run without forgetting to eat
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Hungry...
Forget to eat on your turn
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It's so cute!
Adopt a familiar
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I love this show
Sign up to attend 10 events across all runs
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Jack of all elements
Complete the first lesson of all elemental spells
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Just a little break...
Sign up to attend an event at the kingdom walls
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Loser!
Lose a goblin battle
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Mastering the basics
Complete the lessons for health, shield, and magic missile spells
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Meat on a stick
Complete a game eating only skewer of pork
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Muscle bound
Reach a strength of 100 HP
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Natural attunement
Own all wands in a single run
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Hidden achievement
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Only the best
Gift the king all five gifts in a single run
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Overflowing with power
Reach a power of 100 mana
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Pastaaaaaaaa
Complete a game eating only chicken passatelli
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Power Peets
Train a familiar to level 5
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Power stick
Own a wand
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Questing legend
Go on 1000 quests
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Quest master
Go on 100 quests
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Regal dining
Complete a game eating only cooked pheasant
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Reward: dinner
Win a run without eating
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Skin and bones
Complete a run without eating
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Splish splash
Win a battle using only potions
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Spoiled friend
Purchase all trinkets for your familiar in a single run
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Starving...
Complete a run without eating during half your turns
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Stylish!
Own an item of clothing
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Thank you!
You've watched the credits. This game was not possible without them, thank you for playing!
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The hunger fuels me
Win and run without eating during half your turns
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The Wizard Wears Grada
Own all items of clothing in a single run
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Time for an adventure!
Go on your first quest
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Unlimited power
Complete all lessons with Priam
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Peas on earth
Complete a game eating only pea soup
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Winner!
You've successfully pushed back the goblins. Congrats!
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Win A Game
You've beaten out your fellow wizards and won! Congrats!
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