Universe for Sale

You've Jellicly petted a Jellicle Lomri.

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You've tasted the tea of sweet Chall Bark.

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You've tasted the strange, spicy tea of Coyala Flowers.

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In all the tea houses, in all the spaceports, you've walked up to this one.

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You've purchased every trinket, gadget, and knick-knack for sale. Buy! Consume! Obey!

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You've made dads everywhere proud.

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You've seen things people wouldn't believe, universes created in the palm of her hand...

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You wonder how many universes like this have been lost, like tears in rain.

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You made sure the robots said hello to your little friend.

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Once there was an ugly Master. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End!

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You've cranked the Windmill up to eleven.

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You’ve tasted the tea of bitter Podla Berries.

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Seven, eight, clean your game. Nine, ten, start over again!

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Mama always said life was like a box of Universes. You never know what you're gonna get.

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You've asked the computer to never tells you the odds.

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Your slow blade penetrated the Podla's shields.

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You've felt the need -- the need for speed!

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