Traumata

Send your first Viking to Valhalla!

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Send 444 Vikings to Valhalla in total.

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Drown your first Beaver 🌊

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Eliminate 282 Beavers in total 💦

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Locate and eliminate the enemy Sniper within 60 seconds 🔍

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Don't mess with the Stalker Moon! 🌚

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Stitch your very first Fox fur coat. Just don't ask where the tail gets plugged 🤔

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Cure 69 rabid Foxes. Side effects may include... well, they couldn't possibly get any worse anyway 🐰

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You have 60 seconds to comply! 🚨

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It Looks Like You're Shutting Down...📎

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Mute the music. You can turn it right back up, we won't judge 🎶

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There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy - Sun "Lincoln" Tzu, 1408 🍿

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I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I fear nothing, for all is as the Force wills it 🦾

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He is only 20! Savvy? 🫣

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GG WP EZ PZ TOP DIFF LMAO MAD CUZ BAD L+RATIO 🤠

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Spend 5,000 Traumacoins in the in-game store. You are literally blowing up this market 💵

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Ah Shit, Here We Go Again 😎

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Die 112 times in total. You are not losing, you are just collecting data for the developers. Very painful data 👻

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Play the game for a total of 148 minutes. Historical accuracy is not guaranteed, but your patience is definitely legendary ⏳

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Kill 222 Golems in total.

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Turn off blood. You can enable it right away 😘

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Obtain Mushroom Bullets. Because regular metal just doesn't deliver that magical trip.

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Buy a Health upgrade.

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Buy a Magnet. Alter the laws of physics to make Traumacoins fly straight into your pockets!

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Buy continuous fire. Holding the button down is way easier than satisfying anyone, right?

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Buy a Speed upgrade ⏱️

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Buy an Ultra upgrade 🔮

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Kill 222 armed Catfish in total. Clearing the swamp from orbit is the only way to be sure.

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View personal Statistics.

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Review Session Stats and the TOP 10 Leaderboard 📈

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Collect 999 Gold Coins in total. It is not enough to buy happiness, but it is enough to make the monsters respect you 😳

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Kill 333 Swinefaces in total. Congratulations, you are now officially qualified to run a premium French deli 🌭

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Turn off effects. Feel free to turn them back on right away 🙈

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Kill 333 Spiders in total.

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Pick up your first Gold Coin.

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Die for the first time.

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Kill your first Golem.

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Kill your first bipedal armed Catfish. Clearly, natural selection was drunk when making this thing.

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Kill your first Swineface. That's one less ugly mug on the streets.

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Kill your first Spider 🫷

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Shoot down your first Drone. Birds aren't real, but your paranoia definitely is 🐓

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Kill your first Goblin 🫡

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Kill your first Reptilian. Congratulations, you just single-handedly tanked his stock prices.

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Kill your first Lumberjack. Red Riding Hood can finally walk through the woods without any HR issues.

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Kill your first Skeleton. Wait, why do skeletons bleed?!

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Kill your first Zombie. Somewhere, a depressed sunflower is crying tears of joy.

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Pick up your first Medkit. Grab them before someone else screams about their health bar.

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Lose a life.

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Pick up your first Speed Booster. Look at you go, you little dopamine addict.

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Pick up your first Ultra.

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Shoot down 67 Drones in total. A suspiciously specific number for a totally normal anti-air operation.

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You clipped through the textures of reality into the Yellow Sector. There is no escape, but your shift isn't over.

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Contain the Chernobyl disaster and eliminate ₁₉86 Goblins in total.

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Pick up 111 Medkits in total. Collecting all this medicine won't fix your real-life health choices.

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Enter the hole in the wall. Don't worry, nobody is looking. Except everyone 🫦

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Enter the TOP 10 Leaderboard 🔝

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Change language. You can switch back to your native one right away!

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Upgrade health to 7 lives 💖

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Upgrade magnet radius to 10 meters ♻️

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Upgrade speed duration to 10 seconds.

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Upgrade Ultra to 16 shots.

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Kill 111 Reptilians in total. Somewhere out there, the secret space program is deeply disappointed in you.

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Kill 111 Lumberjacks in total. The local ecosystem is absolutely ruined, but hey, you got a shiny achievement.

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Eliminate 451 Skeletons in total.

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Open the Shop 🛒

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In the future, they make a person work even after death. Welcome to your night shift in Cry City 🕶️

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Find a secret room that smells of gunpowder, old-school pixels, and pure 1993 rage.

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Press F12 to take a screenshot and upload it to Steam ☯

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Collect 111 Speed Boosters. Congratulations on breaking the laws of physics just to stay in the exact same room.

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My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. Eliminate 6,666 enemies.

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Pick up 111 Ultra packs in total.

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Kill 444 Zombies in total. Sadly, cutting off their heads won't grant you their immortality. Just a lot of mess.

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