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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
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By: Hmph. Studios
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By: Hmph. Studios
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Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Dec 16, 2025
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
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15 achievements available.
Break 100 walls
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Make it to the caves
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Finish the game
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Make it to the desert
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Faceslap the floor 100 times
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They seem to be... dancing?
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Join a lobby!
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Wahoo a 100 times (please dont sue me Nintendo)
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Stroke it 100 times
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Complete the tutorial
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Get a hole in one in the tutorial
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Get a max air combo
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