The Parenting Simulator

Suspend your offspring's license before it's even issued.

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Experience the odd sensation of being the parent of someone with an IMDb page.

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Have a child who becomes a true professional in their activity of choice.

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Manage to complete the best possible diorama without your child's assistance in Year 10.

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Complete a playthrough of The Parenting Simulator.

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Fill the box with everything possible during the epilogue.

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Claw your way up to an executive position at work.

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You managed to prevent your baby from getting sick during their first year.

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Make a high-stakes gamble on your pet's life…and win.

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Don't let a minor vehicle issue pump the brakes on the quest for a driver's license.

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Pay for college tuition or trade school completely out of your own pocket.

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Remain a low-level employee as long as possible.

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Establish a connection with another parent.

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Extract a heavy toll to perform a household task.

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Exploit your child's laziness for maximum profit.

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Make a less long-term commitment when shopping for potential pets.

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Enter the danger zone.

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Allow your little one to go as long as possible without mastering the toilet.

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Watch your child graduate high school.

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Take a hard swerve to avoid turning onto Memory Lane in Year 11.

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Go to the hospital the maximum number of times in the story.

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Give a name to your newborn baby. No pressure, right?

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Help someone else's baby get a full, uninterrupted nap.

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Travel far in order to watch your not-so-little one accept a major award.

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Be active against activities!

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Insure that your child survives the first day of school.

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Resolve an awkward sister situation by calling in an unlikely conflict resolution assistant in Year 12.

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The more the merrier, right?

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Convince your teenager that you're actually worth spending time with in Year 15.

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Achieve full potty-trained status as soon as possible.

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Randomly select your child's gender.

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Your longtime friend came to the graduation party.

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Your child's biological relative came to the graduation party.

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Your sister came to the graduation party.

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Spare no expense when it comes to the seventh birthday party.

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Come upon a name from another time, another place.

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Help your child get top marks on a standardized test.

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Help your child pass a major audition.

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Don't let your sister go away angry in Year 4.

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Sacrifice the moral high ground to boost your child's chances in Year 9.

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Watch your child go pro in their sport of choice.

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Raise a child who still voluntarily spends a good deal of time with you when all is said and done.

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Take a hard line on going under the water in Year 7.

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Locate something very valuable that has been misplaced.

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Finish The Parenting Simulator with at least one stat at exactly 50%.

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Receive an upgraded version of a previous gift.

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Watch your child graduate at the top of the class.

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Win the WeViewer's Choice Contest.

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Have a plan backfire in the best way possible.

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See your offspring end up with a slightly more normal job than actor, athlete, or artist.

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