The Legend of Crystal Valley

When items get wet, nerdy comments surface!

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Make Eve angry

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Armor: it's a privilege, not a right!

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When you don't know the magic words, give it the ol' college try

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May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.

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You can forget a lot of things, but water is not one of them

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It's only a model...

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Love goes through the stomach

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A song got stuck in my head. It's not just Bad, it's Even Worse!

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No need to carry too much stuff

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The smaller the egg, the larger the prize

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There's no such thing as "too much fish"

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Toss a coin to your musician

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Go away or I shall taunt you a second time

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Why don't you talk to someone your own size

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When you can't wait to try a new toy out

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What's the most obscure magic phrase of them all?

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You can tackle any problem without fancy clues

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T'was my Father that stabbeth thee

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I see strands of hair, and they're all painted black

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You don't read other people's letters. It's none of your business, and it's probably boring anyway

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Vatram don't hurt me, no more

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Come on, Martin! I'm talking to you!

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No time for chit chat. Take a nap, and let me pass

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Help those in need

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