The Crazy Hyper-Dungeon Chronicles

You have lit up all the torches in level 2!

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You have uncovered all seven ancient Relics!

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You obtained Pass O-38 by surviving the entire Ministry of Madness without going nuts!

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You have plunged level 2 back into darkness!

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You wore 5 clinking potions on your belt!

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100% Crash Guaranteed!

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You are ready to camp forever in a vintage shooter!

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You dominated all three arenas! You deserve a statue atop a grand staircase!

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You emptied the vault and steamrolled the staff. Lethal efficiency!

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You freed all the Forest Spirits!

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You passed Pacfructogahr’s test on your first try! Be honest... are you psychic?

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Not a single tree chopped down during your journey! Don’t forget to recycle the game after playing!

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Not even a single burn in Level 42 — flames are nothing to you!

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You bit the dust for the first time (… let’s hope it’s the last!)

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You obtained every piece of Crystite armor! Bonus: a polishing cloth included!

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You finished the game as a Destroyer. Not even a microbe survived your wrath!

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You finished the game as an Explorer. Every corner, every puzzle, every speck of dust!

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You completed the game as a Resolver. The devs thank you for reading all that stuff!

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You freed Paloma, completed her quest without getting caught, and didn’t whine too much: bravo!

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You crept through the Orcish School without getting spotted once!

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You wiped out every enemy on level 40 without being seen.

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You beat that infernal Amidakuji on the first try — only true pros can!

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Better safe than sorry — you washed your hands before and after using the bathroom!

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You took a selfie with the skeletons, earning yourself a place of honor in their (non-beating) hearts.

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Achievement without context, who knows, knows!

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You have examined 50 pieces of furniture.

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We thought it was impossible, but you managed to die during the very first tutorial. Congrats!

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Now you know all the lore… of Lando Lore!

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You steamrolled all opponents in the second arena without a breather! Legend!

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You devoured the first arena without flinching! Who can stop you now?

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You’ve "sung" all the verses of the song!

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Admit it: you’re a simple adventurer. See chest. Open chest. Period.

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You obliterated all those enemies in a single raging fight on level 40. Respect!

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You looted those 4 sad little goblin miners. Feel proud?

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On level 40 you spared at least three enemies without getting caught. A soft heart in a stealthy body!

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You have achieved 5 consecutive Flawless Victories.

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You listened to all the motivational speeches from that slightly unhinged wizard!

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You lost at Sun, Wind, Ice, Dragon, Volcano 5 times.

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You wiped out an enemy with a single hit... someone had issues, huh?

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You’ve discovered the joy of being smelly, green, and accepted for who you are.

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The goblins cleaned the toilets and made all the beds in Level 27! How did you even manage that?

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You aced that maniac’s tutorial like a true champ!

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You won the Roastball challenge on your first attempt.

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You won at Sun, Wind, Ice, Dragon, Volcano on your first try.

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You nailed the number puzzle on the first shot! Orcobel Math Prize incoming!

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You dodged every fireball in the maze — not a single hair singed!

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5 sneak attacks landed: deadly, silent, and smooth like a shadow!

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You completed the spinning path on your first try!

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You cleared the entire Orcish School level without ever being spotted (rats don’t count)!

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You wrecked the 3 Grand Trees of the clearing and made Big Joan swoon!

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