Stone Simulator

Don't try to understand them. Just accept them

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Crispy air, crunchy leaves, existential dread

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Endure 1 blizzard. "Frostbite? More like frostbae"

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Play on the Canyon map in any mode

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Survive 1 day. "Great job doing… nothing!"

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For the first time ever… stones united (Try Multiplayer Mode)

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Take a photo on the Canyon map (Zen mode)

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Am I... evolving? Please no paperwork

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Spring’s officially here — butterflies said so

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A feast for the eyes, a nightmare for allergies

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They said I was one of a kind... liars

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Can I keep one? Just one? Please?

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Next stop: Itchville

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Big guy has goals. Probably

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Foggy skies, flying kraken... totally normal

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I’ve seen this in a movie. It didn’t end well

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Too late. It’s already gone

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Special delivery... wait, is that me?

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And just like that — gone. Poor Steve

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That’s either music… or a threat

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Do nothing for 15 days. "Hello? Is anyone out there?"

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She flew in, sat on me, hopped around, and left without even saying goodbye

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Survive 3 years. "You belong in a museum now."

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Take 10 photos. Your stone’s modeling career is taking off!

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Survive 5 cloudless nights. "The rock equivalent of insomnia"

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Completely covered in moss, and kind of proud of it

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They just glowed… and then they grew. Must be magic

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Get rained on 5 times. "Hope you brought an umbrella… oh wait"

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Ten moves, zero regrets. Still basically stationary (change spot 10 times in Party Mode)

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Sit through rain for the first time. "Drip… drip… drama"

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Take your first photo in photo mode. A moment worth capturing

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Take 5 photos. Every layer tells a story. Yours is just slightly dustier now

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Get buried in snow 5 times. "Shake me, I dare you."

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Some built it, another destroyed it… balance restored

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Something smells... alive! Is that grass?

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One head is good, but two belong in a museum

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Swear these sticks have been lying here for over 1000 years!

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Take a random chance to become a white stone when starting a new game

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Get buried in snow for the first time. "Refreshing, right?"

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Survive 1 year. "Movement is a myth spread by animals!"

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Winter fades, but legends remain

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