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300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go!

LockedSteam

Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that?

LockedSteam

You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help.

LockedSteam

You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad!

LockedSteam

Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol)

LockedSteam

You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa!

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You lost half your starting money! Boo!

LockedSteam

Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out.

LockedSteam

10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others...

LockedSteam

1,000 loses? It's time for a talk...

LockedSteam

Boo!!! You Stink! You lost a game! You're fired!

LockedSteam

You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage!

LockedSteam

You finished a game with over 50,000 networth! Congratulations!

LockedSteam

You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude!

LockedSteam

Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion!

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Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million!

LockedSteam

You paid off your loan! You're free, for now...

LockedSteam

Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days.

LockedSteam

You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back!

LockedSteam

After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for?

LockedSteam

Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to)

LockedSteam

10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket

LockedSteam

Congratulations! You won one game!

LockedSteam

After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself

LockedSteam

That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner

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