By: David Szymanski
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Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Sep 11, 2023
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
Nintendo Switch · Feb 22, 2024
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
PlayStation 5 · Oct 16, 2025
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
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8 achievements available.

Read about The Artist
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Die
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Finish the game
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Read about the de-boning abilities of squirrels
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Read the reports
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Commit sins at The Shady Shack
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Unlock GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
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Find an energy drink
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