SpaceVenture

Repair Rooter's brain chip without wimping out

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Survive 3 nights in Cluck Yegger: Escape from the Planet of the Poultroids

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Terminal atmospheric insertion disorder, with high likelihood of craterification.

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Beat SpaceVenture

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Collect all 60 backer cards!

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Collect ship parts together in one visit!

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Systemic neurological override induced by iMom’s ascension to galactic dominance. Victim becomes a loyal meat-puppet in her perfect empire. A fate worse than death?

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The fatal swelling of ego leading one to believe they can fit through any air duct.

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Death by rapid gravitational descent within a failed orbital elevator system, resulting in high-velocity cranial-floor convergence.

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A spontaneous blast of regret and third-degree irony.

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A violent case of self-destructive behavior exhibited by the iMom AI, culminating in a catastrophic core detonation. Victim is instantly atomized in a maternal meltdown of terminal proportions.

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An acute depressurization disorder resulting from reckless blunt-force trauma to airlock glazing, typically with a pipe wrench. Symptoms include sudden ejection, explosive decompression, and regret.

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A sudden, stabbing cranial agony inflicted by the reckless consumption of frozen delights. Typically self-induced.

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Restore Aces memories within 2 minutes

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A cerebral devolution triggered by prolonged monolith exposure, resulting in the abandonment of humanity and an affinity for fecal projectiles.

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Pass 100 Pipes in Clucky Bird

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Score 50,000 points on Pepper Pal Pounce

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Complete the Pipes puzzle

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The result of recklessly piloting one’s spacecraft into an asteroid or other large space object.

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A terminal exfoliation event brought on by aggressive, miscalibrated floor-cleaning automatons.

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Death resulting from full-body ingestion by a mega-faunal sandworm, followed by a thousand-year peristaltic pilgrimage through the beast’s legendary bowels. Victim is eventually excreted as a perfectly arranged bone tableau — usually somewhere scenic.

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Defeat iMom in less than 3 minutes

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