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You've talked to everyone - and everything - in sight, and more than once at that!

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With this much caffeine consumption, you'd never fall asleep anyway.

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Look out below!

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You did it! The fundamental skill of point-and-click has been achieved!

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Follow in the footsteps of the great by doing something disgusting.

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You are now a master of pointing and clicking. We're not counting any higher than this.

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No matter how much you pick up, it seems there's always more.

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You put away your first piece of laundry.

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The best part of waking up...

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We wonder if you're even trying.

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You've played Score Attack Mode!

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You've played a LOT of Score Attack Mode!

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The real villain has been neutralized... for now.

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You came, you read, you pondered.

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You've encountered all manner of impediments to your progress, many times now!

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Found all Otherside victims.

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You've died, for not-real.

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Quaffed all Stamina potions.

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Remember to take a day off. Wait. CAN you take a day off?

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