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You can't count to 10, but now you're a Count. Oh, the irony...

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One thousand generators??? Okay, you're a badass. You have no life, but you're a badass.

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You died from poisoning but no prince is going to kiss your ugly mug.

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As an Archduke you are a ripe target for assassination, especially if your name is Franz.

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You have completed the Bestiary thanks to your slaughter in the name of science.

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You scream 'smells like roast pork' before dying in flaming agony.

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You have been named Viceroy. You are a seasoned battler or a nymphalid butterfly. Choose.

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You ran away from a fight with a champion. Better than wetting yourself, I suppose...

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Controlling 200 sheep is a lot different than controlling 200 Reapers.

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You are Emperor of all you survey... which isn't much to be honest, but it sounds way cool.

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You killed D.E.A.T.H. so from now on we'll just call you Kenny. You b*****d.

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250 generators destroyed. You really dislike those things, huh?

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You died by lightning... Ben Franklin would be proud!

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You found a secret area... aren't you clever?

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You were rch before, but clearing that treasure room made you FILTHY RICH!

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You've reached the rank of Prince. Please don't start signing everything as ☥.

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You must be Russell Crowe's illegitimate love child to have survived 8 Arenas in one game.

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You're a Knight, but not the round table type. More kind of squarish...

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Your health is over 2000 making you feel immortal - although you're not.

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You've been given a Barony. Sounds nasty but it's not catching thankfully.

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You died with no loot... LOSER!!!!!!

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You stacked three or more spells. Start looking for a castle on Arcanus.

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You are a Grand Duke, which is the same as an Archduke, only less likely to die horribly.

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You survived a room after level 5 without being hit... Elementary, my dear Watson?

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You have been ranked Baronet. Don't get excited, no-one's ever heard of a famous baronet.

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Your mana is over 500 because you never learned how to make a critical attack.

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You killed 100 monsters in one game... so what?

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You've killed 1000 mosters in one game! You're not such a nonce after all.

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You killed 9000 monsters in one game? Who's the monster now...

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You spawned ten or more rats making you the Rat King... Or is that the Pied Piper?

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You've been brought back to life. This is the resurrection, yeah, yeah, of the good times!

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As King of the Skein you have the absolute right to stop for tea and biscuits at anytime.

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Finding all the spells in the Skein makes you a scholar, but not a gentleman.

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Hell awaits those 50 champion monsters that you sent south of heaven in a reign of blood.

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You've smashed 50 generators... Those anger managment classes aren't working.

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Actually, not really, but you have used each characters special move 50 times.

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You've tested all the characters, now pick one and play the damn game!

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One hour as a single character! You've been killing time killing monsters in a killer game...

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You've looted 20 tombs... What do you mean "Just call me Lara"?

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You're a Viscount, but not the chocolatey type.

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Looks like you have the right to call yourself a Duke. But we'll call you Marion instead.

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You are now a Prime Elector. Nope, I don't know what that means either.

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You attain the rank of Marquess, but which are you? Queensbury or de Sade? or Both?

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You're ranked as a Lord now. Don't let it go to your head... you're still nothing special.

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