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The Light! The Light! It's so cold... The light is so cold!

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Can you score one more homerun? Just grab this ball and make it to the endzone to score the next goal!

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He rocks. He's the best. If it wasn't for that darn restraining order, I'd jump him right into his face! Or break into his home at night, make some toast, butter it real good, and leave it for him on is bedside table.

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Know those moving thingies? To transport dirt. You know the one. Your grandfather had one made of metal. I'm sure they have a name, but my dictionary is in the other room. Could you get it? Please? I trade you a cookie for it...

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Bounced on at least 100 trampolines

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What's better than 100? 1000 of course!

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Ten Thousand Trampoline bounces - wow, you better take a break!

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Then hit him. Not on him though - he'll probably do that for you!

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That was probobably a bad idea...

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You've unlocked the most sophisticated of the players

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You are! For unlocking doggo! Good job!

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It's round and brown and for some reason it's in the bathroom... And guess where we put it!

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Generic Ice Cream? What? How lazy can the developers be? They didn't even bother with a brand name, they just labelled the truck Ice Cream! And who the heck put it on that helicopter pad? You can thank Lazar for that. Let's all say it together: Thank you Lazar!

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Bad news though - I already ate all the hotdogs and drunk all the beer...

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Hit a bowling ball

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Can you go up on the roof and adjust the antenna? The reception is a bit fuzzy right now.

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You can tell us, we won't judge.

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GTO, short for Greek Toilet Organization, is a non-profit and member of the World Toilet Organization. They also seem to make cars. Weird.

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There is only one word I remember from my highschool French class, and that's the word for Ham!

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Quinoa is a flowering plant in the amaranth family. It's supposedly healthy and tastes like butt - so luckily this achievement has nothing to do with it. Just hit that clown, he's hiding somewhere out there!

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No wait, we already got an achievement with that name. Oh well. I'll fix that later. I'm sure I'll remember!

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Ever wondered what's inside of those? Ferrets! Lots of ferrets! Also, water

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Break all hydrants in a level

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Clean air - who would want that in their lungs if you can have 100% artificial, healthy, glorious smoke???

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Toast of course! Let's see if there are crumbs left inside the toaster!

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We all know John Lennon, John Wayne, and John Wick. But now it's time for John The Blue. Literally. Time to go!

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Go and sign up! Or at least knock on their door. Maybe smacking into their station will work, too!

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Have you met her? Have you had drinks with her? Petted her dog? She has a dog, right? She looks like she should have a dog. Maybe a Mastiff or a Great Dane. Yeah, his name is probably Jackson.

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Bombs are like mood swings - the bigger the better!

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You met Milhouse? Great - check your pockets. Your shoes too. There might be microphones hidden now...

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Bounce bounce bounce - now it's your turn

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New research shows that 100% of all dinosaurs died of overbite related causes. Don't believe us? Check out this skull and you'll see what we mean!

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Yas! Now there is something exciting! Feeding a parking meter! Yeah! YASSS! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Be gentle with her!

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No seriously. I was just about to submit it and he grabbed it and ran away giggling. Do you mind getting it back for me?

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Congrats. You have hit Santa. I bet he fell over and didn't get up. I hope you feel good about yourself!

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Need we say more?

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To be, or not to be isn't a question. How to reach that darn skull however is!

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Bananas, sandwich bread, deli turkey, Muenster cheese, 2lbs bacon, red potatoes, steaks if they look nice, mustard, butter, eggs, twix, yoghurt, orange juice, refried beans, pineapple, cornflakes.

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Others have seen The Don walking around - you have done more!

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Bounce into it instead!

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No really. We promise. Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a nose!

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Did you ever exit on the raft in Hitcat III on whittletown creek? No? Oh, you're that guy! Go try again!

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The boss said we need to use more social media. He wanted something to blow up on Tic Toc... Am I doing this right?

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At least we didn't ask you find something tiny like a catchup packet!

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Hit all tanker train cars in the level!

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Remember it? It was so good. Why don't you go looking for it? Maybe there are some leftovers...

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We first wanted you to hit a normal sized TV, but we figured we'd make it easy on you so now it's a sign. Have at it!

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That's German for submarine! Or Klingon for your momma is so far she needs a periscope to see past her triple chin!

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Have you seen Lucy's ass? It's big and round and has all kinds of colors!

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