By: Silicon Sundial
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A role-reversing twist on old school text adventure games. You're the command parser and game master for an artificial player named STEVE. Who knew that running an RPG would be so frustrating?
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Jan 27, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
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32 achievements available.

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STEVE adopts a BABY.
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STEVE arm wrestles with a DWARF.
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Send STEVE to JAIL.
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STEVE falls into a CHASM.
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Looking spiffy, STEVE!
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Tell STEVE he is an ass.
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STEVE valiantly slays the DRAGON.
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Now it's a true adventure!
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STEVE plays a game within your game.
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Find a way to USE HOT DOGS.
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STEVE murders absolutely everyone in the TAVERN.
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Don't bad mouth STEVE for an entire playthrough.
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Go OUTSIDE.
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Why does every adventure start with killing RATS in a BASEMENT?
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Deliver a SANDWICH to the PRINCESS.
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Help STEVE get laid.
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Defeat the DRAGON with a WOODEN SPOON.
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Treat the TROLL to a romantic evening.
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Officially certify STEVE's completion of the TUTORIAL.
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You DO THING.
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Send a WELCOME message to STEVE.
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STEVE wins the game!
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