Routine Racers

100 attempts already. That's right, keep trying...

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200 attempts already. That's right, keep trying...

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300 attempts already. Please, give up...

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1.000 attempts already. Congrats, you are officially a bad player.

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200 combos. Your partner will be happy with your fingers.

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400 combos. The ancient chinese fight style is in you.

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1.000 combos. This sould be ni a museum.

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2.000 combos! You are the chosen one!

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You are a curious person, that's nice. Thank you for checking this!

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100 deaths already? Have you tried playing an instrument?

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OMG! 200 deaths already? Please, check it with your doctor.

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666 deaths... This is a sign: the apocalypse is near

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1000 deaths. Terrorist level. Don't travel to middle East.

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So sweet! Your first attempt...

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Congrats, you've got your first coffee medal!

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Good job, you've got your first skill combination. Keep fighting!

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What a pity! Your first death. Keep trying...

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Escape from work and get all Level 1 Coffee Medals.

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Don't get burned and get all Level 10 Coffee Medals.

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Just survive and get all Level 11 Coffee Medals.

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Cross the park and get all Level 2 Coffee Medals.

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Get a drink and all Level 3 Coffee Medals.

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Come out alive from the supermarket and get all Level 4 Coffee Medals.

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Cross the street and get all Level 5 Coffee Medals.

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Rob a bank and get all Level 6 Coffee Medals.

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Jump between rooftops and get all Level 7 Coffee Medals.

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Avoid nucular fusion and get all Level 8 Coffee Medals.

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Arrest some narcos and get all Level 9 Coffee Medals.

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Use all the skills in one single level.

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You survived one whole minute on a monday!

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You survived 2 minutes on a monday!

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You survived 3 minutes on a monday!

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You survived 4 minutes on a monday!

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You survived 5 minutes on a monday!

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5.000 points. Well that escalated quickly

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10.000 points. At least yo do one thing right.

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15.000 points. Seriously, I'm concerned about you.

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30.000 points. That's enought. I'm calling social services.

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1 hour playing this game. So sorry for you...

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2 hours playing this game... Don't you have a family?

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3 hours playing this game... What year is it?

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4 hours playing this game. Have you seen the sun light?

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