Press A For Achievements

What is the meaning of life?

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What is consciousness?

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What does your soul smell like?

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Why is ice cream so yummy?

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Is it easier to love or to be loved?

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Be super accurate when setting the time

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Complete your first Daily Challenge

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React without thinking

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Take ten bites of the hotdog

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Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?

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Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!

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Aim true and land an arrow in the crack

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Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world

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Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello

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I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person

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Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!

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Voluntarily look at the credits screen

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Get promoted to RANK A

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Collect all coins while carving up the powder

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Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell

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Help Boric find the secret achievement

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Listen to enough of the knight's advice

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Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)

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Play every stage at least once

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If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?

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Is the truth out there?

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What if Jack can't save the president?

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Was it the chicken or the egg?

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RGB or CMYK?

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Dogs vs cats - who wins?

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Shitsurei shimasu

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Get promoted to RANK S

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Scare your customer away with gross negligence

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Collect 3 coins using your really old phone

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Choose the cup with the ball inside

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Read the news without making any mistakes

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POING! Collect all the coins on this stage

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Oooh look at you!

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Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare

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SHRED a 66 combo

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Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink

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Get all 5 photos without screwing up

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Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!

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Ruin the game

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Present your underpants in court

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Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage

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Line up the pictures to get a prize...

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Dock your ship upside down

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Skip the stone fifteen times

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Crash into the trophy van

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Catch 3 coins while fishing

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Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage

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Beat the boxer in the last second

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Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer

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Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs

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Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins

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Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb

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Finish rallying within half a minute

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Knock over 8 gnomes

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Lose 15 marbles

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Squash the fly within 5 seconds

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Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy

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Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool

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Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage

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Vacuum at least 80% of the dust

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Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes

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Make a really nice vegetarian pizza

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Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less

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Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around

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Swim to the finish line without taking damage

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Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE

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Woof! Woof! Woof!

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Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage

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Go postal in the restroom

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Jump on the hidden enemy's head

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Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds

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Don't smash the car

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Get every page of the hint book

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Throw up

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Complete the trial in under 4 minutes

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