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Postal 2
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Try to live a week as The Postal Dude doing everyday chores on your to-do list, such as picking up milk at the grocery store. In a world where cats can be used as assault rifle silencers, it's not surprising that a milk carton costs 5 bucks. Stealing said carton might be relatively easy in your basic corner shop, but when the shop is owned by a bunch of trigger happy jihadists, you might want to think twice about trying to leave without paying for your overpriced groceries. Little mistakes like that might just flip the switch and make you go postal.
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Apr 14, 2003
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PC (Microsoft Windows) · Apr 17, 2003
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Linux · Feb 4, 2005
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PC (Microsoft Windows) · Nov 2, 2012
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89 achievements available.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
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Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
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Saved the marching band from explody death.
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Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
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"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
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Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
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Totaled 30 cars.
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Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
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Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
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Sucked down your own piss.
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Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
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Gained your first dog helper.
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Mauled 30 people with your dog.
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Kicked 30 dogs.
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Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
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Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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Kicked open a door.
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Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
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Wore all three outfits.
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Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
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Put out someone that's on fire.
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Roasted 30 people with fire.
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Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
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Survived Friday.
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Finished all seven days.
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Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
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Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
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Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
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Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
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Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
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Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
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Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
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Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
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Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
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Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
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Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
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Survived Monday.
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Read the newspaper every day.
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Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
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Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
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Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
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Rescued your loyal companion.
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Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
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Reunited with an old friend.
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Kicked 10 people in the balls.
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Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
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Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
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Reunited with an old enemy.
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Spent $2000 on vending machines.
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Reunited with an old flame.
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Killed over 1,000 people.
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Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
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Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
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Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
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Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
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Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
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Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
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Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
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Survived Saturday.
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Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
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Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
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Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
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Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
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Exploded a nuclear bomb.
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Survived Thursday.
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Survived Tuesday.
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Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
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Survived Wednesday.
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Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
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