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You annoyed certain co-workers by talking too much.

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You're a hog for eating all the cake.

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You ate cake with the CEO.

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You washed your hands after peeing.

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You became addicted to bean juice (a.k.a. coffee)

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You couldn't keep your fingers off of other peoples PC's.

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You peed without washing your hands.

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You spent a whole day goofing off.

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You've been goofing off a lot.

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Permanently hospitalized from eating too much bad stuff.

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You got stuck in the elevator on the first day of the job.

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Read the entire quotes.

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You found the Goblin Coin.

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You received a gold watch for years of service.

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You drank coffee before bedtime and became an insomniac.

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You completely ignored the Janitor.

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You were best friends with the Janitor.

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Hope it was worth it...

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You were often seen going to the bathroom.

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You were a social butterfly.

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You were the office hermit.

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You were a slow worker.

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You were an efficient employee.

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You became morbidly obese.

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You gained a few pounds.

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You explored the depths of the office.

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You were fired for infecting the company's network.

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You were well hydrated.

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