Paradigm

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.

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You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.

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You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.

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You bid a farewell to a space cactus.

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You learned some sweet dance moves.

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You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.

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You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.

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You completed Paradigm. Dope.

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You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes

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You high fived the arm one too many times.

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You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.

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You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)

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You talked to the Man in the Wall.

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You entered the forbidden mouse hole.

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You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.

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You collected all the audio tapes.

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You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.

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You installed a virus in IT.

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