My Summer Car

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

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1000 km driven with Satsuma.

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Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

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100 km driven with Satsuma.

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Got drunk enough and found the key.

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Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

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Sometimes being a banker is enough.

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You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

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Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

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Serve at least 20 dish.

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You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

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They failed to stop Johnny.

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Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

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Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

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Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

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Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

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You beat the menu. And that's it.

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You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

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Maybe find a woman next time.

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Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

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Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

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You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

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Say goodbye to your saves.

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An idiot is definition of you.

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Shopping groceries with style!

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You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

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24 bottles of beer consumed!

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No permanent death for you.

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You just keep on going.

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Robbing a slot machine with style.

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Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

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Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

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Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

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Finish rally with major suspension damage.

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This is it. This is everything you ever need.

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Your traditional wedding condition.

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Coming second is just a first loser.

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Top breed of racing drivers.

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10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

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Enjoy the smell.

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You little punk!

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You are such a good boy!

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You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

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Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

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Your car actually started, good job!

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Maybe you should do Lotto too?

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You are real Finnish Jonne.

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You served elderly person with style.

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You won in a junior class!

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You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

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Somehow you don't remember anything.

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You gained a new super power: Blindness!

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Better luck next time.

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Good batch of commercial deer piss.

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You've done your time.

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Bottle of booze drank quickly.

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Now play some games.

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When I die, I die for good

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That really does it.

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Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

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A real money man.

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You got your car through inspection.

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Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

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Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

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Coming after Flying Finns!

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Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

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Time well spent, huh?

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Seems like it is over now.

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Crime is for poor people only.

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Thunder called you and you got killed.

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Jerk in daddy's car.

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Flipping off to a drunk driver.

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Drinking your own piss like a pro.

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You just experienced a Sauna.

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Time to relax.

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Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

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He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

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