My Eyes

Make a wish on a shooting star.

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You did it! You've made yourself whole again! Too bad you've still got to live with your mistakes.

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You touched a cloud of radiation. Don't do that!

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You can only try so hard before the pain becomes unbearable.

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You sat still too long and burned up. That laser energy needs to go somewhere. You can't keep it bottled up.

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You've died 100 times. You're a glutton for punishment.

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Why did you fall in the lava? Don't you know it's not safe?

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Radioactive waste is not recommended for swimming.

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You've been cut in half. Now pull yourself back together. There's more to do.

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That trash compactor squished you. Be more careful around heavy machinery.

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You've impaled yourself on some ice. Cold blooded!

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Hit rock bottom. It doesn't get lower than this.

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Those things are pokey. Stay away from them!

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Jellies can have a nasty sting! Now you know!

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Don't touch the spikes. You know how sharp those can be.

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Spiders, friggin' spiders! Now we need to burn the whole cave down.

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You've found all the hidden rooms! Here's an achievement!

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You may have already completed the game, but now you've truly seen it all.

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You've reached the molten core of your regret.

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Just because you're breathing, doesn't mean you're living.

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Not everything shiny is worth the risk.

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This world is toxic, but you are not wasted.

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How could you have forgotten something so painful?

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Don't let yourself become the garbage you are surrounded by.

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You've come so far, only to backslide on slippery slopes.

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