Lazarus A.D. 2222

You taught your opponent an express soprano singing lesson.

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You have the incredible pleasure of interacting with your colleague's father-in-law. He is particularly sensitive to obscenities. He likes to sing christian hymns and has an aquarium at home.

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Beer, synthetic herring and soya buttermilk are the perfect combination to surprise your friends when they least expect it.

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A toxic distraction can severely damage an enemy's morale. A truly cruel person you are.

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Your proficiency in folder exploration is alarming

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Hmm ... Even though you don't quite know what you've just witnessed, there's an irresistible feeling that, on some level, it was very inappropriate.

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Ah, a skilled practitioner of the art of breaking digital security. Carry on.

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You are a virtuoso at bypassing security.

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You have just received an email from Anonymous. They are asking if you would like to advise them on a few issues.

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Your adversary will be forced to drink through a straw for an unspecified period of time.

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The wind blows where it wills, and you hear the sound of it, but you not know where it comes from or where it goes.

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This map has great power to point the way to trouble. Use it wisely.

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You have a revulsion to violence.

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Neat punch. Ever thought about working in an slaughterhouse? That punch would even knock down a bull.

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Freedom at last. He always dreamt of travelling far, but something kept him down.

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You simply enjoy inflicting suffering on others.

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