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You helped Yuri survive to see New Earth.

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You found out what happens when the potatoes run out.

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You didn't want this silly job anyways.

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You let VAL9000 rule humanity.

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You kept your mouth shut.

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You didn't learn from history.

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You returned home.

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You finished an assembly during the last 3 seconds.

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Your comrades look at you with awe and the deepest respect.

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You released 10.000 potatoes from bondage.

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You squashed 100 comrades.

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You are happy, content and obedient... or else.

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You played from beginning to New Earth in Hardcore mode.

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You helped force peace.

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You transcended.

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You questioned your reality.

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You detonated 25 mines without causing ANY damage.

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You got humanity stuck in a loop, in a loop, in a loop...

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You became second in command.

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You scraped off 10.000 square meters of paint.

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Assemble all 5 Earth ships in Perfect condition.

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You completed the first 2 Earth Levels

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You turned into a greedy capitalist.

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You played from beginning to New Earth with Realistic Physics. We salute you.

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You saved 12 or more recruits.

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You collected 8 gold nuggets.

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You failed to stop VAL9000.

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Your DNA was inferior.

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You took matters into your own hands.

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You minded the potato.

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You ran out of comrades.

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You helped bluff an end to the war.

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