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Protects me from my mother in law's filthy stares.

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I have nailed down the flying carpet.

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The crown is extremely heavy. I think I've already got a stiff neck.

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It always tells me that I'm rich and gorgeous. It is right.

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It's perfect for a good wine.

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A real cut-it-all.

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Very well suited to be used as a beer hump.

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Strange! The tome of knowledge contains only white empty pages!

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The Gin Lamp is empty, I'm afraid. Erm... I was a tiny little bit thirsty.

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It is just that it is hanging at my wall.

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It looks like it lives up to its name.

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Flashing King Carstelli's ring improves my way with girls a lot.

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The emerald is so big, it has got it's own zip code.

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I always use as a paper knife for bills.

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I like to use Neptun's trident to eat Spaghetti with.

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Atlantis wasn't all that mysterious. I just wish I knew why ...

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The Haunted Castle is not scary at all.

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I plundered every Pyramid. Even some undiscovered ones.

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First Level done. Now simply repeat 99 times.

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The Maya hold no secrets for me any more.

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Unbelievable how much those lazy miners missed.

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Hey at least I took some treasures.

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