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I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking
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Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.
Linux · Apr 8, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Apr 8, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
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20 achievements available.
You get the full nutritional value of those pigments!
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You found Simon, don't eat Simon!
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Someone may have farted in his whiskers!
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Wake me up when winter ends or it's time for food! Nothing else!
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There's far too many people next door to be comfortable!
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She teases the dogs on Sundays!
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A true rebel, no vase is safe!
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What a mighty hunter!
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Such a proud boy!
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Oooh big eyes! Are you in a mood?
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She's such a clever girl!
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Someone is gonna have a big dinner!
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She's partial to a story herself!
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Try his "Sound of the Sea" dish.
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He's dressed to the nines!
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He can see your soul! He's not impressed.
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Awww she's a shy girl!
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What did you see, was it a bird?
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A known chungus, watch the chicken doesnt disappear!
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Always underfoot, She just wants to be close!
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