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A comedic arcade-action game which purports to be a simulation of dressage (competitive horse gymnastics) but mainly involves tossing a flailing horse ragdoll through a hole in a swiftly approaching wall, “Human Tetris”-style. Complete challenges to unlock additional horses and uncover more of this strange horse-oriented world.
Linux · Feb 23, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
Mac · Feb 23, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Feb 23, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
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46 achievements available.

Pass 4 walls in a row with Harlequin For Hire without touching the ground
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Pass 3 Walls with Harlequin For Hire
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Pass 6 Walls with Harlequin For Hire
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Pass 10 Walls with Harlequin For Hire
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Welcome to Stockholm!
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A gentleman knows when he's been beat.
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Hidden until unlockedSteam

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Pass through a particularly low hole in the wall with Unending Desire
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Pass 3 Walls with Unending Desire
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Pass 6 Walls with Unending Desire
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Pass 10 Walls with Unending Desire
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Pass 6 walls with The Bourgeois while only ever touching one of the two grab points
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Pass 3 Walls with The Bourgeois
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Pass 6 Walls with The Bourgeois
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Pass 10 Walls with The Bourgeois
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Pass 2 walls in a row with The Goot without touching the wall
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Pass 3 Walls with The Goot
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Pass 6 Walls with The Goot
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Pass 10 Walls with The Goot
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Pass 3 walls in a row with horse.com without leaving the ground
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Pass 3 Walls with horse.com
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Pass 6 Walls with horse.com
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Pass 10 Walls with horse.com
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Score a point with Winter Rebound at the very back edge of the field
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Pass 3 Walls with Winter Rebound
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Pass 6 Walls with Winter Rebound
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Pass 10 Walls with Winter Rebound
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Wow! Nice! Horses!
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Hey, are you doing okay?
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You are now more horse than man. Nice!
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Pass a wall with each Neapolitan teammate in the lead in a single run
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Pass 3 Walls with Neapolitan
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Pass 6 Walls with Neapolitan
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Pass 10 Walls with Neapolitan
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Pass 6 walls with Chance Of Profit without ever touching the head (yeeowch!)
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Pass 3 Walls with Chance Of Profit
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Pass 6 Walls with Chance Of Profit
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Pass 10 Walls with Chance Of Profit
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Pass 6 walls with Vanilla Baptism without ever using Horsepower
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Pass 3 Walls with Vanilla Baptism
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Pass 6 Walls with Vanilla Baptism
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Pass 10 Walls with Vanilla Baptism
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