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At least one animal was potentially harmed during your job interview.

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You weren't the best candidate.

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Turns life into a TED Talk and believes in the power of group hugs.

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The eternal optimist who sees rainbows in the storm clouds.

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Doesn't have followers, just a team of highly motivated minions.

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Believes in parallel universes where procrastination leads to productivity.

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Could win an award for making the best chicken soup and life advice.

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Never met a stage they didn't love or a dance floor they couldn't own.

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Their to-do list has a to-do list, color-coded and laminated.

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Life is a playground and they're the fearless kid on the monkey bars.

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Congrats — You got the job!

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Knows your feelings before you do, but won't say 'I told you so'.

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Believes in unicorns and kindness as a super power.

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Built a robot to handle small talk at parties.

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Designed a space ship in their spare time, just in case.

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Can turn a rainy day in a sunshine-themed surprise party.

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Sees the world as a canvas and insists on painting outside the lines.

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Organizes their socks by length and color, just in case there's a sock emergency.

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Thinks duct tape can fix anything, and often proves it.

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You were the perfect candidate!

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You managed to upset the interviewer.

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You botched the interview in under 25 minutes.

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You were the worst candidate.

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