Goblin Rules Football · Beaten

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26 achievements available.

Beta Blocker
BLOCKED! Block a kick to send it right back in their face!
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Touchdown!
You rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow!
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A Molehill of L's
After 100 loses, don't you think it's time to retire? (Please don't actually stop playing my game)
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The little l (not a capital I or one)
You lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright!
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Little Pile of L's
10 loses. Who do you think you are? The Chicago Bears? (please don't get mad at me Bears fans)
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A Mountain of L's
Your perseverance is admirable. Your skill is not.
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The Kick is GOOD!!!
Congratulations on making your kick after attempt! Your reward? 2 points instead of 1 just because of how special I think you are.
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100 KECS
Sorry, 100 KICKS made, not KECS. Stupid horse...
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Ten Uprights Split
10 made kicks. Maybe try from a harder spot next time?
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So Many Kicks, Maybe Too Many Kicks?
1,000 kicks made. 2,000 points scored just from kicks. It's no Adam Vinatieri, but at least you tried.
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Lord have mercy
Losing a game by getting mercy ruled is embarrassing. But, hey, I have good news. It could always happen again
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Mercy is for the weak
You SMASHED your opponent on the field of Goblin Rules Football until the mercy rule saved them from further embarrassment
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1v1 me bro
You took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football
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Squad Rolling Out
Playing with friends? Randos? Doesn't matter. You're a 3 person squad squad now. Time to ride or die in your first 3v3 match.
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Stubbed toe
Ouch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs!
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Un Hundredo Touchdown-o's
100 touchdowns scored. Pretty good. Solid Production. Jerry Rice scored 208, though, so maybe put in a little more effort?
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10 Balls on the Ground (Pick them up!)
10 Touchdowns. Scion tC. 100 MPH. It all makes sense now.
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One Thousand Touchdowns
After a thousand touchdowns, aren't your legs a little tired?
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Learning how to lose
Learn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial
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A Century of Wins
100 wins. #wow #whoa
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The BIG W
You won a singleplayer game! Wow!!!
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Ten Dubs
10 wins? In a row??? Oh, not in a row. Oh well. Still impressive? Maybe?
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Kilo-wins
1,000 wins. Who thought You'd ever do it? not me. I can't believe anyone has played this game that long. What are you even getting out of it at this point?
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Howdy Howdy Howdy
A friendly YEEHAW to you too, good sir or madam or whatever honorific you go by
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Chain Smoker
100 yeehaws while on my smoke break? How often am I smoking these?
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Smokers Rights
After 1,000 yeehaws, have you ever bothered to ask WHY I have to smoke outside like this? Hmm? I guess I'm just a second class citizen that looks cute as hell in this little cowboy outfit.
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