Freebooter of Splorr!!

For the first time you are killed by a brain tentacle.

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For the first time you are killed by a bully minion. Next time, try giving them pr0n.

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For the first time you are killed by an evil bad. Seriously, its the weakest enemy in the game, so you were either extremely unlucky, or you just suck.

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For the first time you are killed by an evil minion. Next time, try to give them pr0n.

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For the first time you are killed by an imp.

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For the first time you are killed by a troglodyte.

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For the first time you are killed by a werewolf. Next time try flinging poo.

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For the first time you are killed by a wyvern.

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Some of the denizens of the dungeon are just out looking for love. Apparently, you've given off a signal. Was it intentional? Are you being coy? Who knows? Heartbreaker!

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Die once.

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Win once, at any difficulty level.

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