EnHanced

The first achievement's free, kid

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Jump for joy! Not everyone gets this one

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Yes you can jump well done WE GET IT

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Beaming quite near, beaming over here

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Try not to miss or I’

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You express yourself by throwing grenades, good(??)

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Give em the ol’ one two buckle my shoe

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What would we do with NNOOO SPPRRIIINGS? *Whistle*

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The wonders of technology allow you insta-health

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Save the excuses, you got the achievo

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Whop your wad on the countah!

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If the doctor is Larank you should watch out though

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(Or just 49 power ups, I can’t tell, they look about the same)

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Get out the Door

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Delusion would be proud!Or just with shooting them at your own pace, whatevs man

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Delusion would be proud!

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If you are the bomb, put yourself out!

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Look out above, below... anywhere really

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For serious. It’s totes easy, you got this

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Foes find themselves between an anti-gravity room and an oncoming spikey place

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“You are mightly on your way, and tips their hat.”

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Sometimes you can’t understand something until you see it stop moving

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Watch out for that Murderous Murder!

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Watch out for those crows up, in the freakin’ bird sky!

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You sure showed them!

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You're a veritable walking disaster area

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IT ONLY SERVES TO FUEL MY RIGHTEOUS HATE!!!

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"Now it's time for my head to burst. Good day."

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Defeated 1005 props, what kind of example are we making for our children?

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I think that's rain anyway, close enough

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You totally SHOT those didn't you?

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Just like Snoopy Snoopy Dog Dog

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If an ant was... THIS BIG!

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Soon you’ll be rolling in trim!

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Everything is gold in the future

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Memory is a funny old thing

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Confound those EnHanced boys!! Double drat them!

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NG+ doesn’t change much but it’s there and you did it like 3 times!

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You did the thing!

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lol h u spoony bard wot u doin m8?

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I said read the stat enhance descriptions d*nk!!

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You’re a disregarding little upstart aren’tcha??

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It was the journey that counted

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(Translator’s Note; plano means “Larank Rulz” in Esperanto)

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Stay fresh, cheese bags!

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That 80s kool kid’s crib is like mondo trashed now bro whaaat

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Your talents lie elsewhere.

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But I’m an angel’s egg got it? Ya beef jerky

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In the base??

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I knew it went somewhere!

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And many skins yelled only one word. "Larank"

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It’s easier to make this a thing than fix it

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Larank has too much time on his hands and that H-Boi ain't right

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Young Babby H got scared again

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You watered Larank's alloted place (it makes sense in context)

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But it's bad

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Therefore, Try Just do t!

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By the way, Don’t give up, Skeleton!

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Full HP after beating the game? That's pretty demanding, really

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You beat the game really fast, so much for savouring the atmos

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Built to last, the future's in the... cast?

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