Election Year Knockout

Boxing glove beats box step.

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PETA is probably going to come after you for that one...

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You're pretty sure Ted Bruz will be seeing stars now, if he wasn't seeing them before.

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Parry, riposte! Wait, is he using a real sword?

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Well, even if they don't you're pretty sure you just juggled a pirate.

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You just proved to the world that you've mastered the art of catching an arrow mid-flight.

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Because sporting violence is now the legal way to stop someone from making fun of you.

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You certainly just showed up Birdie's whole flock!

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Is it fish or fishes? How many Pisces am I holding up?

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You showed Cap'n Crenshaw who has the bigger cannonballs.

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How does she not need the restroom after all that coffee?

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It's unfortunate Jab's mother had to witness that.

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You were light on your feet, probably due to past trauma.

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People in North Korea are now calling you their Supreme Leader. Assassins are probably after you now...

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That's what he gets for buying secondhand missiles.

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How does this guy keep healing like that?

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You sure messed up Donald Thump's hair real bad. He did not look happy.

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There can be only one!

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You countered a cross-check with a butt-ending haymaker. Most of these are hockey terms.

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No amount of green apples prepared Jab Bush for that...

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The brand of shampoo you use shall remain a mystery.

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It's always funny.

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HAAAAAAAAAA!

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See? A third party candidate CAN make it to the top!

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You gotta say it with just the right accent.

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It's not the worst boxer nickname you could have gotten. Like "Shiny Pony."

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You've finally formed your own third party and have hit the campaign trail. Literally.

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