Do Not Feed the Monkeys: Collector's Edition

They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.

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The only primates capable of laying eggs.

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Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.

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Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

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They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty .

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They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.

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They hate moving around the jungle on foot.

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They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

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They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.

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These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.

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They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

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The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.

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Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

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Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

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Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.

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Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

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Obedient and helpful primates.

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Very obedient and very helpful primates.

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The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

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They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.

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Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.

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The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.

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They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.

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Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.

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Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.

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Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.

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Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.

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Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.

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Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.

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Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.

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