Dead Before Work: The Commute

Blown away like dust thanks to severe HVAC failure.

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Blown away by 50 AC units. Maybe try walking under an awning?

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2x combo! Look at that beautiful ragdoll synergy.

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3x chain reaction. Your body is officially a pinball.

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Hit a 4x combo. The crowd goes wild, your spine goes snap.

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Hit a 5x combo. Bounced across the city without touching the ground.

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Unlocked 1 outfit. Looking sharp for the Grim Reaper.

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Purchased 10 costumes. Outfits for every disastrous mood.

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Purchased 20 costumes. Literally drowning in fashion.

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Unlocked 5 outfits. Style matters, even when dying.

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Played your first user-generated map. Godspeed.

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Finished 10 community levels. Supporting your fellow union members.

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Explored 25 custom maps. There is absolutely no escape from the workforce.

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Tried 5 user-generated maps. You really like suffering, huh?

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It’s not even 9 AM and you're already dead.

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Dying 10 times before clocking in is a bad look.

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100 fatal commutes. Death is just another chore now.

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Exported 1 custom map. Share the community pain.

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Created and exported 10 levels. You love watching them fall.

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Exported 30 custom maps. Ready to join POZZANGHERA 33?

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Visited the sewer system head-first.

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50 manhole plunges. The turtles are worried about you.

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Earned $100 cash. Time to treat yourself to premium coffee.

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Held $1,000 cash. The sweet, sweet smell of blood money.

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Earned $30 cash. Just enough for a sub-par sandwich.

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Reached 100,000 points. Time to buy a polo shirt.

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Reached 200,000 points. Absolute corporate madness.

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Reached 50,000 points. The bosses are slightly amused.

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Got 1 trap. Let's make the morning walk interesting.

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Unlocked 10 traps. Main Street is now a complete minefield.

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Unlocked 25 traps. The ultimate sandbox of pedestrian suffering.

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Unlocked 5 traps. The streets are getting beautifully dangerous.

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