Cycene

Cycene is an "earliest access" game, with hopes of becoming the most successful live service game of all time. At present time of writing, it does not have working servers. Features include: jumping, sprinting, stilts, and talking. It has one environment and one level. Every character is a seal with a toilet plunger. More content is promised in the future, such as "Daily login bonuses and other menial tasks!", "Aggressive microtransactions!", and "TOO MUCH CONTENT".