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Cyanide & Happiness: Freakpocalypse - Episode 1
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As Coop "Go Away, Weirdo" McCarthy, all you want to do is make the world a better place. The trouble is: Nobody likes you, school sucks, you can't find a prom date, everybody bullies you (including your teachers), and your attempts to help only makes things worse. Will you escape high school alive? Who will love you? Why is this game called Freakpocalypse? Find the answers to these questions and more by looking at, talking to, and touching everything within the Cyanide & Happiness universe. This game is part 1 of Coop’s trilogy of tragedy: • In this point-and-click adventure, control Coop in his quest to be the hero he always wanted to be by helping the people of Netherton! Talk to, touch, and look at everything in your environment! That sexy looking clock? Ask it to prom! That rotting piece of fruit? Touch it! Jump into the Cyanide & Happiness universe: • Did we mention the sheer amount of fully-voiced freaks and friends you’ll see from some of your favorite animated shorts? Feast your eyes on familiar faces as you fetch, find and frolic through your environment! Meet famous folks like Ted Bear, Shark Dad, Señor Cleanfist, and more! Help with a wide variety of side quests: • The citizens of Netherton need help. Like, a LOT of help. Fortunately(?) for them, there’s Coop! Enjoy the full gameplay experience by finding dangerous markers, buying frozen drinks, and trying to make people less miserable! (Or at least hate you less) Discover a plethora of costumes, easter…
Linux · Mar 11, 2021
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Mac · Mar 11, 2021
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Nintendo Switch · Mar 11, 2021
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PC (Microsoft Windows) · Mar 11, 2021
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Xbox One · Oct 26, 2021
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55 achievements available.
Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
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Complete Chapter 1.
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Return overdue book to librarian.
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Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
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Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
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Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
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Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
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Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
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Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
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Find Señor Cleanfist.
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Gain access to the girl's locker room.
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Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
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Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
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Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
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Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
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Give a condom to a boy in need.
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Find a nightmarish costume.
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Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
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Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
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Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
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Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
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Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
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Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
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Give Hobo Moe a new home.
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Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
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Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
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Convince someone that you're God.
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Learn about 30 different library book titles.
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Get arrested.
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Get access to your locker.
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Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
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Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
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Find every Jesus.
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Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
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Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
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Forge a signature on the permission slip.
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Get rid of the wasp nest.
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Alter your permanent record.
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Sneak into Golden Haze.
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Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
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Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
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Fix Grandma's printer.
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Collect every costume.
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Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
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Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
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Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
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Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
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Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
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Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
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Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
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Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
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Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
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Complete all optional sidequests.
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Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
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Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
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