Cuckold Simulator

Put him down... Put him down!

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Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.

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What are it's motives?

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Are you even going to drink them all?

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There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

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That's not actually how you play the game.

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Least insane woman.

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The evil artefact has been destroyed...

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你在这干嘛 ?

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Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

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Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

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You got caught...

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Played CORN.

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It was only a matter of time...

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Create your first piece of art.

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Beat Cuck Souls on hard mode... Impressive.

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Beat Cuck Souls.

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Beat Cuck Souls without ever rolling.

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Beat Cuck Souls without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

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Show off your moves.

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Fixed the drone.

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You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...

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Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.

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Beat Cuck Souls without taking damage.

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Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

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Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

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Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

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Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

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Who said you can't buy friendship?

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This isn't safe...

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You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

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You identify as Bisexual.

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You identify as Gay.

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Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...

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1000 Tickets! Wahoo!

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It kinda looks like a toilet...

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She's never coming back...

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Not again...

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Feels new, anyway...

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Worked at night.

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Skipped a day of work... How could you?

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Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...

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You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!

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Hard at work, or hard at work?

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I'll do better next time...

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Discovered the meaning of "Pride".

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Read all of the Pulse News stories.

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Push the button. A lot.

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I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

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Hm...

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You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...

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And you can't even do seven...

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If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.

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That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.

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Idiot...

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What more would you expect from outsourced code?

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Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

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Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

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Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

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Designed by Timothy, Age 6

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Someone else's shoes.

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Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.

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