Clicker Achievements: The Impossible Challenge

0 = The amount of shits that where given today.

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Good job, you must be a genius!

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Look at that… look at the shapes… look at the roundness!

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WIN THE GAME!

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Also the button actually seems to be a bit too big… lets make it small

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100% of the achievements that you could unlocked with the first 100 clicks.

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121 = 11 * 11 (also there might be some illuminati involved again)

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Oh wait, that's still not all!

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121 is also the avarage number of games per user on Steam in May 2018

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Oh wait, that's still not all!

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We gonna disable the freezing on the button now… so you do not have to wait every time.

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163 = Some people in the internet think this is the coolest number. Google it if you don’t belive me.

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233 = Amount of little kids in the internet who already fucked your mum.

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Yeah you seem to get it now.

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277.87 = Mph of the fastest car in the world, the Koenigsegg Agera RS.

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PI is around 3.14159265359

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4 is considered an unlucky number in chinese which is why some hotels do not have a 4th floor.

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447.19 km/h of the fastest car in the world… did you know that this equals 277.87 mph?

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505 Games (the publisher) did not want to publish this game… we can't even imagine why…

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Since everything takes so long lets double your click power!

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666 = Burn in hell baby!

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691 = First Irregular Prime Number (like who the fuck want to know that?)

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777 is like 666… just replace every 6 with a 7

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828m high is the tallest building in the world… :O

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So since you are getting up to speed let us switch on some enjoyable music for you.

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Oh boy… oh boy… how about some sweet funky vision?

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991 = Beeep Beeeep - Who is there? Is this an emergency?

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It seems like you are a bit bored… lets pump it up a little

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Here is your new freaking moving button!

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1111 = The number is cool so we will stop the eye cancer for you

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13 = Flight rates usually drop on Friday the 13th because many people are scared of taking the plane.

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1337… nothing more.

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Oh also lets just get rid of that annoying moving button…

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Aaaand replace it with an invisible one…

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1666 = The average amount of cups of coffee a game developer usually drinks per day… well at least somewhere close to that number.

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11 = The average number of games in a Steam library in March 2016

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2000 = Some male songbirds sing more often every day.

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2 as a binary number is maybe the most important number in computer science.

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How about we make the button visible again?

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2.718 = Euler's number… yes the dude owns that shit!

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We just wanted to let you know that from now on you will have to work for your achievements.

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4325003274489856000 = The total number of configurations of a Rubik's Cube.

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5000 = The amount of times our head developer missspelled achievemnets

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Sorry to tell you but you will never make it to the end!

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7000 years ago cats started living people.

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7672 games have been released on Steam in 2017.

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Freaking Illuminatis everywhere.

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8848m is the height of the Mount Everest

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It's over 9000!!!!!

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9500 is the thickness of your mama's butt.

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You seem to have a lot of freetime.

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Good for you!

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Lets learn counting together...

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Aren't you getting bored?

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Is it really worth all the trouble for some achievements?

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14.000 pounds is the weight of an average fox.

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You might want to reconsider your decission in live...

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35 = Level of saltiness that we had while creating the game.

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I mean look at you...

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What are you doing with your time?

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Like one day you will proudly tell your children...

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about the day where you sat down in front of your computer...

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and kept smashing this one button...

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for no good damn reason...

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yeah.. i didn't think so neither.

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18000000 player have been online on Steam at the same time in January 2018.

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You know what... I feel sorry for the way I was talking to you.

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I guess its the best for both of us if I am just quite for a while.

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Wait… Who the fuck switched on that crap? Wait… we will change it for you.

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See you at absolute zero.

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−273.15° is absolute zero… the coldest known temperature.

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30000 is a very high number… there are only a hand full of numbers higher…

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You know as an appology for earlier let me help you a little...

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From now one each of your clicks will be worth 100 clicks instead..

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We hope that helps :D

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See it's much faster that way :)

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50000 = The average amount of spiders per acre in green areas. (for however is interest in a random fact)

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You know to keep it challanging ;)

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50 = Try to put that into the keyboard.

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Damn boooooooyyy… that’s sooo high already…

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Pro Tip: Just 3 more and you are finally done!

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We gonna take that moment to tell you the one thing that really mattes: We love you! :)

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Do you want to know a secret?

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Oh boy … actually you know what… just forget about it… I am running out of things to say here… therefore…

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Fuck it… that’s the end of the game!

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Hope you kinda had fun and are happy with your achievements :P

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Also…

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What the actual fuck dude…

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You managed to do 100k clicks…

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We all love it... Sexy!

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That is super awesome and kind of worrisome...

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So… to say it with the words of your mum…

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Go outside and play with your friends!

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And switch off the computer!

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Press 50 on the keyboard

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Press the sexy number

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Did you see that?

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The keyboard is your friend.

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I guess it workn't.

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Click the f****ng weird thingy.

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More weird thingies...

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Even more weird thingies

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Damn that are a lot of thingies

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Start the game

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Play for 1 minute

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Play for 2.5 minutes

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Play for 5 minutes

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Play for 10 minutes

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Play for 25 minutes

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Play for 50 minutes

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Play for 100 minutes

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Play for 250 minutes

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