Choice of the Cat

Every human has their price.

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Show Helmut what it's like to live in fear of pain.

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Be kind and patient with Maddox.

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Engage in a food-begging competition with Bene.

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The benefits of destruction are sometimes surprising.

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When things go so badly, it's spectacular.

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Enslave two or more household members.

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If you're disliked enough to jeopardize a marriage, re-endear yourself!

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Yowl tunefully enough that people imagine it's singing.

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Take a hit for a fellow household pet.

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Put up with Moon's manhandling until she digs you.

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Become a point of contention without getting thrown out.

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Make sure you fix the guest list.

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Hunt out some teeth far more dangerous than your own.

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Get Maddox a new home.

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Wangle yourself a cat door.

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A hefty task that brings Helmut's gimmick idea to fruition.

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Wangle a steak meal.

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Make politics all about you.

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Reduce a political campaign to utter farce.

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Make yourself part of the family.

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Luck can't be planned, but contacts can.

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Ensure you are captured on video.

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Get serious about helping other cats.

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Encourage Andre's pipe dreams.

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Do a full reconnaissance of your new house.

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Take on the neighborhood's fiercest tomcat—and win.

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Discover the secret of Maddox's lost eye.

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