Choice of Robots

Made it to the end without dying.

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Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

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Your company threw a surprise party for you.

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It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

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Saw the White House blow up.

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Escorted the President from the White House.

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Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

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Fled to Canada.

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Celebrated a birthday party.

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Mark wrote a positive article about you.

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Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

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Your robot passed the Turing Test.

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Got a chip in your head.

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Got a Top Secret clearance.

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You and the Crusader fight crime.

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Started a cult around your robot.

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Earned your doctorate.

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Made a robot double of yourself.

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Your robot was a good little elf.

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Loyal robots freed you from prison.

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You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.

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Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

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Made use of the language of flowers.

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Started a new country.

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Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

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Your robots tried lutefisk.

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Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

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Attended Mark's costume party.

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Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

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Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

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Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

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Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

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You were honored at the White House in your old age.

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Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

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Made some popular paintings.

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Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

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Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

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Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

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Your robots headed for the moon.

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You basically rule the world.

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Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

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Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

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Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

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Earned a coin.

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Presided over a human-robot wedding.

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Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

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Freed from jail by order of the President.

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Your robots got a little tipsy.

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America won the war.

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Started a large charitable organization.

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Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

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Led the Alaskan Rebellion.

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Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

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A company you founded survived its startup phase.

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Married a robot.

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Played Freebird. Sort of.

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Learned a password.

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Got inside the Top Secret room.

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Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

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Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.

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Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

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Joined the collective mind of the robots.

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I'm very sure that's a real religion.

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Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

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Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

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Got married!

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Died in the earliest possible place.

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Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.

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Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

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Had a very special night with your two loves.

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If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

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Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

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