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Chess for idiots - a discipline of intellectual sport, invented and initiated by Ozjasz Goldberg. Seemingly chess for idiots resembles regular chess. The game is played on the same board using the same pieces. However, this is where the similarities end, because everything that would discriminate intellectually against players was eliminated from the rules. Therefore, there are practically no rules, and players can make any move with any pieces and capture any number of opponent's pieces. The victory is determined by the IQ (the lower, the greater the chances of winning) and the decision of Ozjasz Goldberg.
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Feb 1, 2024
Worldwide · Exact date · Early access · IGDB
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47 achievements available.
Take a look at the control tips after launching the first game.
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Get eliminations using every finger of the invisible hand of the market.
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Get 3 different eliminations with Arrow: close, mid-range, long range.
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Convert an enemy Pawn with your Bishop.
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Get eliminations by blowing all types of chess pieces + any non-chess coin.
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Capture at least four pieces at once.
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Capture at least two pieces at once.
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Perform castling with your own coins.
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Put someone in check.
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Give Check and Mate at the same time.
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Make the coin land on its edge.
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Complete 100 games.
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Use Deflation a second time on the same coin.
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Eliminate an enemy coin with Deflation.
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Draw a game.
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Make Dudu say "don't scare, don't scare".
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Eliminate 1000 coins.
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Eliminate a coin that has a SeaWeed on it without destroying it first.
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Dry beat foreign horse meat 4 times in a row. (You cannot push any into the water, nor kill your own horses, nor kill other types of pieces - you have to focus only on foreign horses until you jump on some 4 times in a row)
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Eliminate 4 pieces of the same player (can be your own) with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.
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Eliminate at least 2 enemy coins with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.
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Eliminate an enemy piece by a foreign coin that has your SeaWeed on it.
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Get an elimination with a diminished coin (without losing it).
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Eliminate a pawn by flying over it.
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Finish your first game.
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Win your first game.
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Eliminate an enemy coin after bouncing off "für deutschland".
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Eliminate a coin affected by Hot Sauce by enlarging a Polish coin.
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Get an elimination using Hot Sauce.
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Use Hot Sauce on a 1 złoty coin.
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Use Inflation a second time on the same coin.
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Convert an enemy Rook with your King.
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Checkmate someone.
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Witness a player throwing his own coin off the board.
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Confirm that your pawn is actually a Queen.
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Use Polarization to throw two coins off the board at once, only to find that one comes back.
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Eliminate at least two enemy coins with Polarization.
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Use your own piece to make a German agent fall off the board.
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Push your coin and your opponent's coin into the water at the same time.
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Push your opponent's coin into the water without losing your piece.
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Get an elimination using Brushwood on coin with SeaWeed.
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Destroy a SeaWeed and get an elimination with the same coin.
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Make a coin with SeaWeed fall into the water.
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Decide to have a rematch.
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Capture a king with a king.
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Throw a coin very far off the board.
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Make at least two coins land on (and eliminate) the same coin.
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