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You've become a master of unrelated lore.

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You've achieved Clarissa's ending.

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You've come to the point where you're simply wasting your time.

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You've calibrated your Caret Calculator correctly. Congratulations.

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You've solved the mystery of the Harrowing Hinterkeinfeck Happenings.

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You've achieved Ionia's ending.

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You've cleared Jetsam. An exhilarating ride, no?

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You've set a new(?) track(?) record(?) on Kart'n Adventure!

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You've achieved Leona's ending.

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You've delivered medicine to a sick man.

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You've run into a problem. For now.

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You've tried (and most likely, broken) Plink!

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You've unlocked a new DJ... Alas, he's not as good as DJ Laytnyt.

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You've RP'd /shower. Very hygienic.

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You've passed out due to heat stroke. Be more careful or turn it off next time.

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You've achieved Tivia's ending.

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You've done what every football fan in New Estuary dreams of doing.

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You've become a very important pioneer of the netscape.

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You've achieved Warwick's ending.

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You've read about Hell.

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