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Cat President: 3rd-Rate Candidate
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In a world where pets run the government, President DJ Nibbles has spent most of his time lying in sunbeams and using his desk as a scratching post. But now his days of zoomies in the Oval Office are coming to a close, as the U.S. prepares to elect its next Cat President! Six wildly incompetent candidates are throwing their yarn balls into the ring, each more dysfunctional than the last. You’re the human campaign manager tasked with keeping these adorable candidates out of trouble. Wrangle egos, dodge scandals, fall in love, and maybe even save the country...or make it much, much worse. With a script that’s nearly 100,000 words long, Cat President: 3rd-Rate Candidate is a visual novel packed full of romance, humor and cute pictures of real cats. Whether you’re a campaign veteran or just here for the musical numbers and fur-flying debates, it’s the most paws-itively absurd political simulator you’ll ever play.
Linux · Feb 25, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
Mac · Feb 25, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Feb 25, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Full release · IGDB
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29 achievements available.
Discover who the real supervillain is.
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Play the bonus material.
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Find a way to continue on.
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Unlock any ending in Jelly Jam’s pathway.
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Create chaos.
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Unlock any ending in Pollytrix’s pathway.
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Get a Dumpster Fire ending.
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Meet all of Jelly Jam's brothers.
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Unlock any ending in Zeus’ pathway.
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Get all the wrong answers in a pathway.
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Unlock any ending in Finkle’s pathway.
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Get a Presidential Success ending.
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Find the two characters played by the programmer.
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Finish one pathway.
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Finish all pathways.
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Finish three pathways.
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Unlock any ending in Nano’s pathway.
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Get all the right answers in a pathway.
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See Cardoon's other side.
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Learn Pollytrix's secret.
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Lie every chance you get.
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Unlock any ending in Cardoon’s pathway.
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