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Sit with the man under the bridge.

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Win a game of BSP.

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Entmc Neeazx'r bzmmhazk.

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Win a prize from the slot machine while on performance enhancing drugs.

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Get to the top of the dumpster ladder then fall.

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No one's home.

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Change the crouch control then visit the page.

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Jump off the balcony.

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Dream a dream.

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Pet the dog.

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Fail the gap in every way possible.

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Complete Blue Tarmac in the fewest shots possible.

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Meet fat Matt.

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Fill Bert.

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You read the real joke.

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Win a game of cards at max betting power.

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Find some statistics.

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Beat mines on expert.

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You threw poo at your shower head and then showered in it???

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Fall the furthest possible.

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You didn't listen and now you and your family are dead.

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See the Snocone mascot without his pupils.

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Lucky you.

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Climb back up the slope in under three seconds while under pressure.

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Clear the bridge with a skateboard.

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Jump off the ferris wheel at its peak.

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Really test the shed's strength.

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Sell every item you can.

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Get on the Snocone for free.

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Follow the monster to his true form and read the events.

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Unlock all transports.

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Find someone to sell poop to.

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Buy twenty individual fries.

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You willfully opened a virus.

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Get through the tunnel on a motorcycle without slowing down.

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...with this button.

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...with this ancient game.

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Get an actually exciting ride.

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Solve all nonochips.

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Get kicked out of the cinema in every possible way.

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