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Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy.

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No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.

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You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later.

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Sometimes covering your face can be useful, and it might even give you strength. Whether it’s a pimple on your nose or you’re a terrifying spawn of guilt and sorrow from another dimension with a giant knife, for example.

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If a real man wants to smell space, he does it—regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible.

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Come on, you have to.

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Hehehehe, h-hic

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The perfect tool for expanding your vocabulary with colorful expressions from the driver and passengers, especially if you yank it at full speed.

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There is no crime more heinous than depriving law enforcement of its primary nutrient.

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Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus.

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I don't know how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one man to unscrew it.

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I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?

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You can live forever through art! Unless they put it back in the sewer, of course.

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Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy.

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Making friends in space is easy. Look how many are lying around! And they keep quiet, unlike the living.

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A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar.

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Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper.

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Early bird gets the trash!

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To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.

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Every station needs an attendant.

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Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in.

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Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it.

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What you don't see can't hurt you.

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The important thing here is letting your imagination take flight, not your ship.

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The hallmark of bullshit. Or how did that saying go?

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Who even keeps count of this crap?

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The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality.

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Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it. Proven by millions of sysadmins across the galaxy.

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Just another toilet.

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Statistically, over 80% of couples who hang love locks eventually break up. Knock the locks off, keep families together!

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A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city.

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The Leader can do no wrong; it's the underlings who are the problem. Look at them, flying around instead of working.

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Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful!

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Building one snowman is basically a full gym workout. Then again, so is literally anything—there’s not much to do in a gym anyway.

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