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BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition · Beaten

100 achievements available.

Hammer Time
Get with girls from behind 10 times.
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Butt Brawler
Get with girls from behind 100 times.
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The Broken Wagon Wheel
Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
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Earned Your Hat
Get 10 hummers.
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Fill 'Er Up Award
Get 100 hummers.
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Drop the Mic
Get 1000 hummers.
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Better Red Than Dead
Get with the Devil's mistress.
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FAT32 Reformat
Get with the big Robot.
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Update Your Hardware
Get with the hot Robot.
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Rubbin' Hood
Get with one of Hod's chicks.
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The Bone
Get with 10 Girls normally.
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The Drop Slot
Get with 100 Girls normally.
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The Golden Rod
Get with 1000 Girls normally.
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The Burger Thing
Get with 100 hookers from behind.
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Petty Woman
Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
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Bronze Harlot
Get with a hooker 100 times.
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Wet Your Whistle
Complete the Tutorial.
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She Ain't Got No Teeth
Beat Chapter 1.
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H is for Hebrew
Beat Chapter 2.
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King of the Carrot
Beat Chapter 3.
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Old Family Secret
Beat Chapter 4.
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First Squirt Award
Beat Chapter 5.
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Havajo Hero
Beat Chapter 6.
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Swipe That V Card
Beat Chapter 7.
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Shots Down Under
Beat Chapter 8.
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T & A Trifecta
Beat Chapter 9.
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Holy of Holies
Beat Chapter 10.
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Total Domination
Defeat the Man.
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Beer Goggle Champion
Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
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King of Annals
Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
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Hook Line and Stinker
Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
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A Whale of a Tail
Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
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The Panzy
Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
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Pint Sized Pounder
Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
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Candy Ass
Get knocked out 10 times.
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In Lovin' Memory Award
Get knocked out 100 times.
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Geriatrically Inclined
Get knocked out 1000 times.
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The Over Compensator
Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife
Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
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The Total Dick
Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
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Skull Collector
Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
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Icebreaker
Mack 10 chicks.
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Gift of Gab
Mack 100 chicks.
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The Babe Detector
Mack 1000 chicks.
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Ton of Fun
Get with 10 big girls.
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Pound for Pound
Get with 100 big girls.
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Large and in Charge
Get with 1000 big girls.
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Big Game Hunter
Get with 10 hot chicks.
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Like Fish in a Barrel
Get with 100 hot chicks.
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Young Bunz Award
Get with 1000 hot chicks.
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Your Inner Feminine
Get with 10 chicks.
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Box Hunter
Get with 100 chicks.
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Say Hello to My Little Friend
Get with 1000 chicks.
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Repent Ye Sinner
Get turned down by 10 chicks.
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Not with a Ten Foot Pole
Get turned down by 100 chicks.
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A Bottle Is Your Only Friend
Get turned down by 1000 Girls
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Good Samaritan
Get 10 girls off multiple times.
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Like a Love Machine
Get 100 girls off multiple times.
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Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls
Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
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The Pleaser
Get 10 girls off.
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Box Master
Get 100 girls off.
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The Bearded Clam
Get 1000 girls off.
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Hit and Run
Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
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Self-Service Award
Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
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Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls
Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
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The Mad Capper
Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
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El Penetrator
Defeat Ron Jeremy
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17 Will Get You 20
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
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Forty with Good Behavior
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
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Life in the Pokey
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
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Predator Status
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
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Pimp Status
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
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The Mick Jagger Award
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
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Identity Theft
Steal the identity of 10 guys.
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Locked n' Loaded
Steal the identity of 100 guys.
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I'm the Juggernaught
Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
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Slight Addiction
Play the game for 10 Hours.
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Chasing the Dragon
Play the game for 100 Hours.
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Full Bone Addiction
Play the game for 1000 Hours.
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Lord of the Vat
Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
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Case Meister
Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
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King o' the Keg
Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
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Death Rock
Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
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Gettin' Itchy
Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
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Hittin' the Street
Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
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Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque
Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
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You See the Size of the Chicken?
Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
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Watch Out on the Way Out
Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
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A Fungus Among Us
Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
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Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus
Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
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Home of the Monster Mushroom
Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
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Lickin' for a Prince
Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
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Frogger
Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
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Master Frog Finder
Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
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Lord of Buds
Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
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One Toke Over the Line
Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
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Aqua Lung
Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
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100% Proof Flaccid
Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
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Aged 18 (at Least)
Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
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Careful, You'll Go Blind
Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
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