Ancient Russian Life Simulator

Ancient Russian Life Simulator · Beaten

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Nastya the Mad
Kill more lizards then Nastya
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Victor Korneplod
Kill more lizards then Victor
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Sergius Michurinsky
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Dristayar Constipated
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Mikhailo Falcon's Eye
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Drocheslav Son of Sergei
Kill more lizards then Drocheslav
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Casimir the Victorious
Kill more lizards then Casimir
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Ivan Temnokholmov
Kill more lizards then Ivan
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Boris Kharitonov
Kill more lizards then Boris
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Massacre near Baikalsk
Vile lizards dared to encroach on the great source of power of the ancient Rus - Lake Baikal, help the ancestors from Baikalsk defend the holy place!
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Defense of Hyperborea
The greatest city of the Rus, created at the beginning of time! The lizards rewrote history for a long time so that we would forget about the scientific achievements of our ancestors in Hyperborea, such as flying saucers, laser weapons, a nuclear reactor that powers all of Rus' and many others!
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Atomic Reactor
The heart of Hyperborea, the great atomic reactor of the ancient Rus, thanks to the interaction of all kinds, ensures an uninterrupted supply of electricity throughout Rus'!
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Lizards Factory
They produce ammunition for the most combat-ready units of the lizards - the Redan PMC
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Return of Atlantis
After the great flood, Torgoslavl was under water and lizards settled in it, the time has come to recapture what rightfully belonged to us!
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Nibiru Planet
The home planet of the lizards, this is where they breed and build their lizard intrigues, plan an operation to piss on their pads and choose 4 positions for attack
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Ancient Russian Gym
Training camp for the ancient Rus, a place to hone secret techniques, just don't forget your spare shorts
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Peledui massacre
The lizards came out of the Lena River and went to Peleduy, it’s time to get rid of the lizard plague in this part of Rus forever!
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The Great Slavic Cauldron near Tuva
Our brothers are surrounded by godless lizards, help the Russians get out of the great ancient Russian cauldron and defeat the enemy!
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Wise Oak Volodya
The wise Volodya always helped the Russians with his advice and intelligence obtained from the root system, the lizard MI6 and Mossad and the CIA feel threatened and sent the lizards to cut down Volodya
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Thermopylae Gorge
In 480 BC, 300 Spartans held this gorge during the attack of the Persians, but few people know that 500 years earlier, only 3 Russian heroes held back an army of thousands of lizards in the same place!
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Caravan robbery
Lizards have been waiting for two years for the opportunity to bully the Russians! We will not allow them to plunder the most exotic goods from all over Rus!
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South African Russia
South African Rus' needs your protection! The lizards are trying to seize the ancient Slavic pyramids for themselves!
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Defense of Torgoslavl
The Great Sea Trade Route of the Rus made Torgoslavl fabulously rich, which attracted the attention of the lizards!
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Puppet 1
A lizard disguised as a human
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Puppet 2
A lizard disguised as a human
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Puppet 3
A lizard disguised as a human
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Puppet 4
A lizard disguised as a human
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Puppet 5
A lizard disguised as a human
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Real Puppet 1
Puppet shows his real form
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Real Puppet 2
Puppet shows his real form
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Real Puppet 3
Puppet shows his real form
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Real Puppet 4
Puppet shows his real form
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Real Puppet 5
Puppet shows his real form
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Real Puppet 6
Puppet shows his real form
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Baikal Water
An endless source of strength for any ancient Rus, one sip and you can chop down the lizard evil spirits without knowing fatigue
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Second higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the field of Slavic studies! You will know everything about the traditions and customs of your people!
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Instructions of Victor Korneplod
The great sage shared the tricks of combat!
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A squad of peasants with spears
They'll shut up anyone, any elite lizard fighter!
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History of the Roman Empire
Do the Russians think about the Roman Empire? THE RUSSIANS CREATE IT
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Skibidi Toilet
Invention of Hyperborea, used to patrol the territory
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Jumping Baikal
Perun has revealed to you the secret of the longest jumps using the discharge of air by the forces of lightning - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to jump over Lake Baikal with a running start in the widest place - 10 times back and forth
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Amanita tincture
Allow Rus not to notice pain and fatigue
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Old Russian horse-cheetah cavalry
Powerful cavalry of the ancient Rus, capable of breaking through the strongest defense of the lizards
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The third higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the field of military affairs! Not a single insidious lizard general will be able to outwit you on the battlefield!
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Velvet Pulls
Sneaked up from lizard skin
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The first higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the history of ancient Rus'! Learn about the glorious exploits of your ancestors!
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The Club of the Wise Oak
Heavy club from a fallen wise oak branch
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Fighting the Bear
Volos has revealed to you the secret of ancient Russian wrestling, capable of defeating anyone - the easiest training for ancient Rus to fight a bear - 5 times put the bear on your shoulder blades
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Dinosaurus
Not inferior to the Russians in feasts
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Tender cheesecakes
The most delicate cheesecakes with a golden crust from Yulia Kulinarova, barbecue is on the way!
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Balalaika of a domesticated bear
Playing this balalaika raises the morale of the Russians, making them fight even more fiercely!
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The fourth higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the field of religious studies! You stand on a par with the greatest sages of ancient Rus'!
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The Power of Svarog
Adds fire damage to your attacks!
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Racing on Pterodimirs
Tiranoslav the wise has revealed to you the secret of using pterodimirs instead of fighters - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to race along the entire village of Rus'
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Cat scientist
He lived on the Volodka oak tree, absorbed its wisdom and now can go to the Russians to help
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Great Russian Wall
A majestic structure protecting the borders of ancient Rus'
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Breaking Bedrock with fists
Mother Earth revealed to you the secret of stone fists - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to break a bedrock with bare fists - 20 blocks in 10 minutes
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Carbonated Baikal water
Activates digestion for more deadly techniques
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Tame Capybara
The pet of the ancient Rus, which will not only save you from loneliness, but can also gnaw the throat of a couple of lizards
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Leather saddle made from lizard skin
Instills fear in lizards who see it and ensures a secure landing
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Running along the border of ancient Rus'
Stribog has revealed to you the secret of the fastest movements with the help of the wind - the easiest training for the ancient Rus about jogging along the border, which does not end anywhere, in 1.5 hours
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The fifth higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the field of lizard science! The earth has never seen a more educated husband!
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The Ax of Nastya the Mad
As good as Nastya herself!
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Warrior Bogdan
God given to the Russians
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Old Russian stall selling foot-and-mouth disease
They only show, but they are beautiful
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The Power of Dazhbog
Adds the power of the sun to your attacks!
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The Walk of Doctor Livesey
Dr. Livesey has revealed to you the secret of his legendary gait; with such a gait you can walk anywhere!
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The Power of Perun
Adds lightning damage to your attacks!
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Russian domestic cat
Easily chews through firewood, uranium and even three dried crusts lying behind the stove
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Drocheslav's Sword
Sticky and with traces of a white substance, but still sharp
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Leather jacket made from the skin of the Serpent Gorynych
The impenetrable armor of the ancient Rus, which, moreover, does not slow down their attacks!
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Tamed Dinosaur Tiradamir
Allows the Russians to gain an air advantage
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Firebird Meat
Increases the power of the Rus, making their famous techniques even more dangerous!
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Swimming in a volcano
Svarog discovered for you the secret of fire-resistant skin - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to swim 10 km in a volcano
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Slavic sword slash
The skill of wielding a sword, which every Russian masters from an early age
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Radiant blast into the eye
Completely blinds the lizard, making further combat easier
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Slavic clamp
The chokehold the Russians inherited from their mothers
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The Supreme Blow
The second step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! A powerful technique comparable in strength to a blow to the head with a sledgehammer
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Appeal to Dazhbog
Pray to the great Dazhbog to bring down the powers of the sun on the lizard hordes!
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Armenian suffocation
Allows you to deal with a lizard by suffocation from a distance
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Armenian penetration with a skewer
Allows you to put several lizards on a skewer at once, for further production of kebab
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Grabbing the head in a cleaver
Summon an allied Rus to cross swords with him and place the lizard head between!
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Ancient Slavic knocking down
Knocks lizards down and makes it difficult to get up further due to slipperiness; lizard shamans carry a bag of sand and salt with them to counteract the effect
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Slavic egg clamp
The most formidable technique of the ancient Rus, with which their mothers scare lizard children! It leaves no chance for the lizard caught in it!
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Appeal to Perun
Pray to the great Perun to bring down the power of lightning on the lizard hordes!
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GOYDA
An ancient Russian battle cry, forcing all Rus at a distance of 2 miles to be filled with the power of their ancestors!
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Slavic chest lumbago
The ancestral technique defending the nuclear reactor of the ancient Rus in Hyperborea allows you to hit the lizard behind cover
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Great Russian bombardment
Mass destruction move, knocks down a group of lizards and glues them to the ground!
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Slavic shot with armor-piercing
The combination of the Slavic chest shot and the Great Russian bombardment allows you to firmly nail the lizard even behind cover
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Group slap on the head
Call your brothers to help you to deal extra damage to one target
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Radioactive attack by all kinds
The invention of the famous Russian scientist, which allows one to hit lizards at the molecular level, causing monstrous damage
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Slavic Fire
A powerful move after rustix wings, it melts lizard armor, making them vulnerable
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Ballistic bombardment
Used as artillery support for the main forces, it allows you to cover a large concentration of lizards with powerful fire
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Slavic girth with one egg
The first step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! It will hold a weak lizard, but experienced representatives of the scaly ones can escape from the grip on the opposite side!
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Appeal to Svarog
Pray to the great Svarog to bring down the power of fire on the lizard hordes!
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Armenian hypnosis with backgammon
A device from the arsenal of the Rus' allies - the ancient Armenians, makes the lizards get carried away by playing backgammon and open themselves to blows
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Old Slavonic belching
It has the properties of a strong acid and corrodes lizard armor and the eyes of insufficiently dexterous lizards
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Old Slavonic throw
An ancient technique, previously used in the construction of the most majestic buildings of the ancient Rus, allowing you to throw a lizard many arshins
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Ancient Slavic peeling
Slows down lizards, creating difficult conditions around them similar to swamps
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Armenian whipping
Another technique from the allies, allowing you to keep the enemy at a distance, gradually wearing him out
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Nastya the Mad

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Sergius Michurinsky

Dristayar Constipated

Mikhailo Falcon's Eye

Drocheslav Son of Sergei

Casimir the Victorious

Ivan Temnokholmov

Boris Kharitonov

Massacre near Baikalsk

Defense of Hyperborea

Atomic Reactor

Lizards Factory

Return of Atlantis

Nibiru Planet

Ancient Russian Gym

Peledui massacre

The Great Slavic Cauldron near Tuva

Wise Oak Volodya

Thermopylae Gorge

Caravan robbery

South African Russia

Defense of Torgoslavl

Puppet 1

Puppet 2

Puppet 3

Puppet 4

Puppet 5

Real Puppet 1

Real Puppet 2

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Baikal Water

Second higher ancient Slavic education

Instructions of Victor Korneplod

A squad of peasants with spears

History of the Roman Empire

Skibidi Toilet

Jumping Baikal

Amanita tincture

Old Russian horse-cheetah cavalry

The third higher ancient Slavic education

Velvet Pulls

The first higher ancient Slavic education

The Club of the Wise Oak

Fighting the Bear

Dinosaurus

Tender cheesecakes

Balalaika of a domesticated bear

The fourth higher ancient Slavic education

The Power of Svarog

Racing on Pterodimirs

Cat scientist

Great Russian Wall

Breaking Bedrock with fists

Carbonated Baikal water

Tame Capybara

Leather saddle made from lizard skin

Running along the border of ancient Rus'

The fifth higher ancient Slavic education

The Ax of Nastya the Mad

Warrior Bogdan

Old Russian stall selling foot-and-mouth disease

The Power of Dazhbog

The Walk of Doctor Livesey