An Unexpectedly Green Journey

Adalbert Curdle is a rogue you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn his friendship?

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Apparently, the humans lay on a regular tournament in Grandardgard. It would be good to win something there.

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Life on the Plains is tough but there are worse places to live…

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The ancient enemy of orckind, the dwarves, need a good kicking.

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The Western Hills are contested grounds. If only someone would have a word with the human barbarians up there.

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If an arena fighter beats every possible opponent, ducks nobody and rises to become champion, that fighter would be great indeed.

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The fattest orcs are admired for their dedication to gluttony. They walk a hard, bloated path that few can stomach.

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Legends tell of the girth of the fattest orcs, so huge and ravenous that entire forests are consumed to sate their appetites. Surely, to become this, is to become a god?

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Sometimes, you wonder if anything lives on top of the big sheep in the sky.

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The 'Coming of Rage' ceremony marks the start of adulthood. Can you survive it?

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Learn how to ride a boar while doing chores for your tribe.

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Caitriona Serrano is a warrior you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

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It is a dream, to one day rise as the chief of your clan. A dream shared by many. Are you good enough to take the mantle when the opportunity presents a chance?

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"Orcs will never raise cities, they are too brutish and thick," says human scholars. Are they right?

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You've heard that some folks love to debate and insult coloured smears on canvas. They call them 'critics'. Very odd.

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Some say that if the Imperials ever rose their armies in a holy crusade against disapproved gods, not even the might of orcs could stop them. Luckily, they've never bothered so far.

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All the toughest, flashiest gits cover their bodies with tattoos.

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In every part of the world, some demented creature desire evil as most desire good grub.

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Many myths and fables speak of supreme Evil Ones. Imagine what it would be like to actually meet one of these things?

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Some tell of orcs who pledge themselves to the Powers Beyond and Below. Evil things, who no sane-minded orc would ever want to follow the footsteps of.

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Almost wiped out by their Forest Elf cousins, few have seen a real, live Dark Elf.

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Once, Dark Elves ruled a sizable land in grand burrows and the darkest trails of forests. They dream of finding a new home.

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At the northern edge of the world lurk unspeakable dangers.

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Surely dragons don't exist? But if they did, killing one wouldn't half be an achievement.

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The hatred between orcs and elves runs deep. They really despise everything about each other. It seems this has always been the case and will always be the case.

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No non-elf has ever set foot in the heart of the Netherwood, let alone subjugated it.

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To be taken seriously, one must open an embassy in the human capital, Grandardgard.

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Many orcs dream of becoming legendary warrior heroes. The problem is, this requires legendary deeds far beyond the norm.

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All those nasty demons have strange powers. That's what makes them scary!

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Does anything brainy live in the big salty bath of the sea? You'd have to be stupid to live there.

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Everyone says that orcs can't build anything better than a tent or poxy hut to live in. Is this really true?

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Every orc needs to find a best mate.

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Orcs are creatures of war. Never, in their wildest dreams, could they imagine defeating the Empire with tools other than the axe.

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Around Arbit, many fight for pay and fame. The best make a good living out of it but the Grand Champion makes themselves a living legend.

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Beware goblins bearing gifts…

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In their wildest dreams, ambitious orcs imagine being tough enough to take down gods. As if!

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Perhaps, if you live long enough, you can gather enough great feats to immortalise you name in orc culture.

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For orcs, peace has only ever been seen as a holiday from the work of war. None of Arbit has ever considered them to be the ushers of an age of peace.

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If the orcs ever (as daft as it may seem) conquered the Empire, the known world would truly be theirs.

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Krog doesn't like baths. He hates the sea even more. Orcs have never ventured into the ocean blue because of this.

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Silent Grimm is a warrior you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn his friendship?

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Halflings fear and hate orcs. Once pushed from their traditional homelands, and eaten, by the green horde, surely the world will never see these two people become friends?

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Halflings fear and hate orcs. Once pushed from their traditional homelands, and eaten, by the green horde, surely the small folk are safe from the deep bellies of their once-oppressors?

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Human pups play a weird game where they look for hidden pups, find them and don't bash them.

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Hot Fingers is a mage you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn his friendship?

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Ogres have fat bellies, with plenty of room to fit an orc inside.

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Apparently, the humans lay on a regular tournament in Grandardgard. It would be good to win something there.

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Do orcs even have kings? Some say that, in the past, great orcs would unify the clans under their rule. Surely they would be kings? As if that could happen…

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Some may dream of becoming a god, perhaps a lesser servant of a major deity. Others imagine what it would be like to become the major deity of the whole world.

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Orcs tell of a temple in the Western Hills where knowledge of Krog may be gleaned.

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A lost piece of lore sheds light on some of the mysteries of why orcs are so hated. Can you find it?

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What hope does a mere orc have of creating an enduring legacy beyond his lifetime?

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The most famed orc fighting force in the world is the Green Legion. It is a great feat to join them.

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Although true greatness is a thing only few grab, it doesn't mean you cannot live a long life and become a legend.

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Other races often form parties of adventurers. The most legendary of these bands are proclaimed 'Lights of the Empire'. Ridiculous!

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The problem with old age, to an orc, is that it often leads to utter mediocrity.

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Apparently, the humans lay on a regular tournament in Grandardgard. It would be good to win something there.

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Few orcs ever reach old age. Most live short, brutal lives. Yet, the old are respected for their sheer tenacity in surviving an unforgiving world.

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You often dream of having loads and loads of loot, enough loot to shine like the sun!

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There may come a time when your clan needs to up sticks and move on.

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Take part in the mock battle at the end of your training in the barracks.

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Earn the right to be given a name.

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Some orcs say that their disposition is a reflection of the lands they call home. Would a more sublime geography change the nature of the beast?

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Some whisper of magic statues guarding the Imperial palace in Grandardgrad.

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Orcs are proud of their appetites. Ogres are even prouder. Can a mere orc out-eat an ogre?

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Rumours abound of the Return of Orcon, whatever that is.

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You've heard that some folks love to smear colours on things. They call it art.

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There's a pie-eating competition in the Green Gentleman Tavern.

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The Southern Plains are notorious for their brawling culture. Can you stand up to famed fighters here?

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Humans tell lots of silly stories about saving princesses. You'd never stoop to that. Would you?

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Whispers speak of the wealth contained in the vaults of Grandardgard's fighters guild.

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Sometimes, it is better to deduce the facts before rushing in and swinging your axe.

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Shyla Shaan is a mage you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

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Orc society is built around raiding rival tribes and warbands. If an orc leads his clan to enough victories, he can become a legend.

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Only the puniest, squishiest orcs fail their Coming of Rage ceremony.

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You've heard rumours that the Green Gentleman Tavern is the place to be.

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Speculations about Krog have enamoured the intoxicated mumblings of shamans since time began. Though all are sure, he, alone, represents the orcs.

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It is exceedingly rare for an arena champion to go undefeated during their journey to the top.

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Urbimora Skylust is a Paladin of Pesta, who you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

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Imaginative, and perhaps foolish, orcs often wonder what it would be like to be a god. All are sure that they would be the best god ever.

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Veigrid is an, alleged, Cleric of Cruth, who you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

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Ygannea of the Woods is a bandit you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

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